A group of diving students get suckered into searching for treasure at the bottom of the ocean. Meanwhile, slapstick comedy dies a slow, painful, agonizing death.
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Something about a bird of happiness...and a giant chess game...oh, and he's not really Sinbad.
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It's perfectly normal that Big Stupid would shy away from the pretty girl who works at the diner in order to go shack up with Danny and his parents. Perfectly normal. Nothing odd about it. What are you staring at??
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Glenn has stopped growing, but he's still 50 feet tall, and a deformed monstrosity with the mind of an 8-year-old. He still thinks Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are cool in this direct-to-video sequel starring pretty much nobody from the original.
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A group of progressive women, with heads held high, dress in skin-tight busty white catsuits and castrate drug dealers all over town. Jack Palance and Peter Lawford round out the cast, most likely due to their connections with the NOW.
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A huge walking carpet-- er, alien from an advanced civilization - comes to Earth where people commit suicide by climbing into its mouth-- er, it eats people. Yeah. This film also inspired a generation to listen to bass-free jazz and dance "The Nerd."
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In true horror film tradition, four beautiful teenagers are led into a cheesily-dressed set made to look like a jungle, where they're hunted down with fake weapons. Much moustache-twirling ensues.
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"Q" from Star Trek makes homophobic remarks aimed at "Miracle Max." Hilarity and 70s-era suspense ensue.
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Ken must elude his girlfriend Rita, sent by their evil overlord to kill him after Ken accidentally killed her brother. She's so freakin' hot, though...he should've been more careful.
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Alien comes to Earth, teaches us something about ourselves, goes home...kind of like E.T., only Russian.
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What can be said about Time of the Apes that hasn't been said already? IT STINKS. It bears repeating.
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Burgess Meredith in an action film. Do you hear what I'm saying? Burgess Meredith in an action film.
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Looks like kind of a Japanese take on "Land of the Lost"...I could be mistaken.
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I still have no clue what this movie is about. Best Brains felt it necessary to show it twice just to give us half a chance.
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One of those films in which a strong feminist statement is hinted at, only to be completely undermined by the skimpy outfits worn by all the actresses. I can get behind that.
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I think I remember watching this one as a kid...does that mean I'll want Joel and the Bots to STFU? Probably not. They should've done C.H.O.M.P.S. too.
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Leslie Nielsen, Shelley Winters, and a star-studded cast of B-grade TV actors take one last quaff from the disaster movie genre.
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Tom Selleck and Tom Selleck's moustache team up to play a dangerous game of cat and mouse under the shadow of the New Orleans Superdome.
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Michael Murphy takes a break from acting opposite Woody Allen and decides to turn into an ant.
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Martin Landau plays a renegade editor who maliciously stitches together two unrelated episodes of Space: 1999.
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